I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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