K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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