Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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