i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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