69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
only you would photoshop your dick
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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