This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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