what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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