We need to rekindle our bromance
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
should my penis look like a turkey
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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