Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I party with great urgency now.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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