Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Please don't give away my fajitas
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