I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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