I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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