He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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