it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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