how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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