i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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