I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
When are your genitals available?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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