It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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