What a fucking waste of an outfit
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
