That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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