? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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