So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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