she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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