i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You made out with two different species that night
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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