a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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