If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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