I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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