FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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