You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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