I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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