Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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