I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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