Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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