the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
