Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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