i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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