butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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