This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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