Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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