i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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