Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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