I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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