Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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