Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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