I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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