Porn is love you can see.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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