If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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