real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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