my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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