Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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