Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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