Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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