btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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